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I look at you you look at me I raise my right you raise your left.
Why did the computer keep sneezing?
I may be made of metal bone or wood and have many teeth. My bite hurts no one and the ladies love me.
I take off my clothes when you put on your clothes. I put on my clothes when you take off your clothes
I am in truth a yellow fork from tables in the sky by inadvertent fingers dropped the awful cutlery. Of mansions never quite disclosed and never quite concealed the apparatus of the dark to ignorance revealed.
I am rarely touched but often held. If you are smart you'll use me well. What am I?