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This is meat from the upper part of a pig's leg salted and dried or smoked, often enjoyed in a sandwich.
You can do this with your friends. You can do this with your nose. But don't do it with your friend's nose!
You have it even if there is none.
Most people need it, some ask for it, some give it, but almost nobody takes it. What is it?
This is the drinkable phase of matter
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