Answer:
What is the first thing a gardener plants in the garden?
The one fashion accessory farmers and hipsters can agree upon.
Has its teeth on your head but doesn't bite
What is a cow's favourite movie?
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
I can only be played on a windy day