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It can make rain, but take away one leg and it'll give you pain.
What happens if you cross a apple with a Christmas tree
George walked for thirty minutes in the pouring rain without getting a single hair on his head wet. He didn't have a hat or an umbrella and his coat had no hood. How did he do that?
How do priests stay fit?
What did the bodybuilder say when he opened his tub of protein powder?
I can only be played on a windy day