Answer:
What do you call a fairy that has not taken a bath?
What did the tourist say to a vampire?
I have branches yet no leaves trunk or fruit
What do you call a snail on a ship?
I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
Written on with words of white, Has the color of the night, Is the teacher's best delight, And a student's daily fright