Answer:
What is long and filled with seamen?
What has a neck but no head?
Why are mountains funny?
. "I have branches, but no fruit, trunk, or leaves. What am I?
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
Black we are and much admired. Many seek us if they are tired. We tire the horse, and comfort man, and turn White when we've fulfilled your plan.