Answer:
What happens if you cross a apple with a Christmas tree
How is Europe like a frying pan?
When young, I am sweet in the sun. When middle-aged, I make you gay. When old, I am valued more than ever.
How do you drown a hipster?
It is the time in your life when you simultaneously know everything and nothing at an instance.
What made Cyclops quit teaching?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?