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I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
Why was the cat sitting at the computer?
What animal has the biggest breasts
Who works when he plays and plays when he works?
What 4 letter word can be written forward, backward or upside down and can be still read left to right
I can only be played on a windy day