Answer:
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn't have one, The pope has one but he never uses it, Bill Clinton has one and he uses it all the time! What is it?
You will always find me in package goods
What is long and filled with seamen?
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
What do you call a snail on a ship?
I can only be played on a windy day