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What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?
A weighty currency.
What do you call a fish with 4 eyes?
If you are in Europe and one of your feet is in Germany while the other is in Belgium, then what country would you really be in?
My parents are singers, and while my father has red hair I am pale and completely bald.
What do you purposefully put lots of in and on your body, but run away from when you encounter it outside?