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I can climb mountains, cross streams, handle hundreds of feet each day, yet I never move. What am I?
I have no voice but I can teach you all there is to know. I have spines and hinges but I am not a door. Once I’ve told you all I cannot tell you more.
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
My snake-like body cracks and burns. I cause pain but pleasure too. What am I?
I'm sometimes white and always wrong. I can break a heart and hurt the strong. I can build love and tear it down. I can make a smile, but more often bring a frown. What am I?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?