Answer:
If you're stealing honey, be prepared to receive vengeance in this form.
What covers its face with its hands, speaks no language, yet most known what it's saying?
Though not a plant, has leaves. Though not a beast, has spine. Though many wouldn't need this thing, It's more valuable than wine.
I always run but never walk, I sometimes sing but cannot talk, No head on which a hat to place, You always look me in the face.
In your fire you hear me scream, creaking and whining, yet I am dead before you lay me in your hearth.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?