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Upon me you can tread, though softly under cover. And I will take you places, that you have yet to discover. I'm high, and I'm low, though flat in the middle. And though a joy to the children, adults think of me little.
It's anything but amusing when this body part gets hit.
A mother had five boys Marco, Tucker, Webster and Thomas. Was the fifth boys name Frank, Evan or Alex?
You heart it speak, for it has a hard tongue. But it cannot breathe, for it has not a lung.
What is put on a table, cut, but never eaten?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?