Answer:
I am rarely touched but often held and if you are smart you'll use me well.
What has 13 hearts but no other organs?
Whoever made me doesn't want me. Whoever bought me doesn't need me. Whoever uses me doesn't know me. What am I?
What do you call a bear in the rain?
My seas have no water, my mountains have no rock, and my land has no grass. What am I?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?