Answer:
Skirts for men.
I am owned by Old McDonald.
I roam through the lands hoping to rescue my love. I search high and low and will stomp on you if you get in my way!
In the sun I like to play; in the rain I goes away; walk or run I always follow; in the mud I always wallow.
I am found on Mercury Venus Earth and Mars but not on Jupiter or Saturn. What am I?
What language does a billboard speak?