Why was the math teacher late to work?
She took the rhombus.
Who lives in a house with one bedroom, 50 hallways, and ghosts lurking everywhere?
The director of a company wakes early for a morning flight. He realises he forgot some papers at work and goes there. In the office he meets the night watchman, who is leaving for home. The watchman stops the director, tells the director he shouldn't fly. "I had a dream last night," the watchman says. "I saw you crash." He takes the director's hand. "I saw you die sir. I saw you die." The director heeds the advice and sure enough the goes down. The next day the director returns, gives the watchman a generous bonus. Then he fires him. Why?
If he had a dream, it means he was sleeping at work
What freezes after it is heated up?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open during lockdown?
They are key workers
What am I?
A few of me makes something that grip. A stack of me makes part of a ship. A quarter of that makes something you wear. But just two of me might rhyme with armchair. If you’ve five of me a strong house might form. But a house of me is not very strong. What am I?