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I am of several different kinds, but the one you pick doesn't do its job. What am I?
What has many teeth but can't bite?
I fly when I'm on and float coming off.
I am always running but I never get tired or hot. What am I?
I go up and never come down no matter how hard you wish. As I get higher more wrinkles crawl onto your face.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?