Answer:
What is put on a table, cut, but never eaten?
I can be short and sometimes hot. When displayed, I rarely impress.
What runs around all day. Then lies under the bed. With its tongue hanging out?
I'm not man's best friend, I'm their enemy, I can mark your end, yet you do not see me, I am very small, but very tough, If you have me, then you have it rough.
I am the outstretched fingers that seize and hold the wind. Wisdom flows from me in other hands. Upon me are sweet dreams dreamt, my merest touch brings laughter.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?