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My first half is normally made of stone, my second is crazy, and I taste sweet when complete.
My first master has four legs, my second master has two. My first I serve in life, my second I serve in death. Tough I am, yet soft beside. Against ladies cheeks I often reside.
People are hired to get rid of me. I'm often hiding under your bed. In time I'll always return you see. Bite me and you're surely dead.
It is more feared than fear itself, And no one can escape it. It takes no sides and does not judge, it does not know to hold a grudge. It is the most clearest result, Of how life beats you by default.
What's as small as a mouse but guards a house like a lion?
Why is the letter B always cool?
Difficult
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?