Answer:
Blend a teapot shot so the pearlies won’t rot!
My first is nothing but a name; my second is more small; my whole is of so little fame it has no name at all.
Thirty men and ladies two, gathered for a festive do; Dressed quite formal, black and white; soon movement turned to nasty fight.
In the forest, this blends in just right, but every December it is covered with lights. What is it?
You can tumble in it, roll in it, burn it, animal eat it. Used to cover floors, still used beyond stall doors. Freshens whatever it is placed on. Absorbs whatever is poured into it.
What language does a billboard speak?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?