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Take off my skin, I won't cry, but you will.
Long legs, crooked thighs, little head, and no eyes.
My first master has four legs, my second master has two. My first I serve in life, my second I serve in death. Tough I am, yet soft beside. Against ladies cheeks I often reside.
When there is fire in me then I am still cold. When I own your true love’s face then you will not see me. To all things I give no more than I am given. In time I may have all things, and yet I can keep nothing.
Hoofed frolicking.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?