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Tear off my skin. I won't cry, but you will. What am I?
I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn’t find it. What is it?
I live off of a busy street if you want you can stay for an hour or two but if you don't pay rent I'll tell on you.
I am a chair that can move. What am I?
I have a neck but no head arms but no hands. What am I?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?