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How far can a man hike into the forest?
An archaeologist unearths a coin bearing the inscription "57BC". How does he instantly know that it's a forgery?
Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How is this possible?
First I threw away the outside and cooked the inside then I ate the outside and threw away the inside. What did I eat?
The director of a company wakes early for a morning flight. He realises he forgot some papers at work and goes there. In the office he meets the night watchman, who is leaving for home. The watchman stops the director, tells the director he shouldn't fly. "I had a dream last night," the watchman says. "I saw you crash." He takes the director's hand. "I saw you die sir. I saw you die." The director heeds the advice and sure enough the goes down. The next day the director returns, gives the watchman a generous bonus. Then he fires him. Why?
I only exist when you are here. Where you never were I can never be.