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What do you get when you mix lemons with gun powder?
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn't have one, The pope has one but he never uses it, Bill Clinton has one and he uses it all the time! What is it?
If you are a man then your best friend will eat this for dinner.
It is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else. What is it?
What made Cyclops quit teaching?
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What am I?