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I am quick when I'm thin. I am slow when I'm fat. Wind is my worst nightmare. What am I?
I have two bodies joined together as one. When standing still I run and run.
What is that you will break even when you name it?
I am two-faced but bear only one. I have no legs but travel widely. Men spill much blood over me. Kings leave their imprint on me. What am I?
I am a popular afterlife location to send evil people
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?