Answer:
Noah survived one and it was great
In birth I spring forth, in life I unfold. In death I wilt and die, but rebirth restores all.
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
It weighs next to nothing but no one can hold it for long. What is it?
A job that involves sitting in a highchair, wearing a black gown and smacking things with a mallet
What do you purposefully put lots of in and on your body, but run away from when you encounter it outside?