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How far will a blind dog walk into a forest?
A tree with 5 branches, no leaves and no fruits
Walk on the living, they donโt even mumble, Walk on the dead, they mutter and grumble. What are they?
It cannot be seen, cannot be felt, Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt. It lies behind stars and under hills And empty holes it fills. It comes first and follows after, Ends life, kills laughter.
A word I know, six letters it contains. Subtract just one and twelve remains.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?