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What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
I say hoot and I'm wise. I sleep during the day and hunt at night. What am I?
I live in the desert and have humps to store water. What am I?
I grunt and have a curly tail. People say I'm dirty but I'm actually very clean. What am I?
A man walks out of a house that has four walls all facing north. A bird walks past him. What is it?
A man goes out in heavy rain with nothing to protect him from it. His hair doesn't get wet. How does he do that?