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I am tomorrow's yesterday and yesterday's tomorrow. What am I?
I have a strong affection for belly buttons.
To you, rude would I never be, though I flag my tongue for all to see. What am I?
I have a hundred legs, but cannot stand. I have a long neck, but no head. I cannot see, and I'm neat and tidy, as can be. What am I?
I shoot but never kills
What language does a billboard speak?