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I am the place to turn when nature calls.
rub me and a genie might appear
Weight in my belly, trees on my back, nails in my ribs, feet I do lack. What am I?
You hear me speak, for I have a hard tongue. But I cannot breathe, for I have not a lung. What am I?
It flies around all day but never goes anywhere? What is it?
Why was the cook arrested?