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My tail is long, my coat is brown. I like the country, I like the town. I can live in a house or live in a shed, and I come out to play when you are in bed. What am I?
Kings and queens may cling to power and the jester's got his call. But as you may discover the common one outranks them all. What am I?
A necessity to some a treasure to many I'm best enjoyed among pleasant company. Some like me hot some like me cold. Some prefer mild some like me bold.
I can be written, I can be spoken, I can be exposed, I can be broken. What am I?
I have a head and a tail but my eyes can never see my tail.
Why was the cook arrested?