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Crooked as a rainbow and slick as a plate ten thousand horses can't pull me straight.
I can be entertaining until you realize some pieces have been lost.
I am the kind of soda you must not drink. What am I?
I fly to any foreign parts assisted by my spreading wings. My body holds an hundred hearts Nay I will tell you stranger things when I am not in haste I ride and then I mend my pace anon.
Cloud is my mother, wind is my father. What am I?
Special abilities and brightly colored underwear are all you need to be one of these.