Answer:
What stays the same size no matter how much they weight?
What do you use to hoe a row, slay a foe, and wring with woe?
Three little letters. A paradox to some. The worse that it is, the better it becomes.
What is a five-letter word that has brain in it?
Salty water everywhere but not sea in sight.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?