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The thunder comes before the lightning, which comes before the cloud. The rain dries all the land it touches, wrapping the earth in a blood red shroud. What am I?
I am three simple words everyone wants to hear. Three simple words such simple words and yet...life changing...
I am the same written forward backward and upside down.
What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?
Little Nancy Etticote in a white petticoat. With a red nose; the longer she stands the shorter she grows.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?