Answer:
What’s full of holes but still holds water?
A squiggly line tells you when you've done it wrong
Who has married hundreds but always been single?
In the sun it likes to play; In the rain it goes away; Walk or run it always follows; In the mud it always wallows.
You fill it and it empties, A metaphor for plenty, Depending on what half you see, It's either full or empty
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Easy
Animal
Difficult
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?