Answer:
Doing this with your job can be risky but doing it with smoking is always a good idea
If you agree give me one of these.
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
A sphere has three, a circle has two, and a point has zero. What is it?
If you drop me I'm sure to crack. But give me a smile and I'll always smile back.
What language does a billboard speak?
Easy
Animal
Difficult
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?