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how many seconds are in a year?
What is long and filled with seamen?
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
What did the faucet say to the shower?
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a pig?
What made Cyclops quit teaching?