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You are in a room with 3 monkeys. One monkey has a banana, one has a stick, and one has nothing. Who is the smartest primate?
What has a head, tail, large feet, a pocket and is named Joey?
I walk yet I have no legs
What do you call an apology sent via Morse Code?
What is the smartest letter of the alphabet?
Of these things - I have two. One for me - and one for you. And when you ask about the price, I simply smile and nod twice.