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A doctor and a bus driver are both in love the same woman. The bus driver had to take a trip for a week. Before leaving he gave the woman seven apples. Why?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
This guy crossed a road and everyone wants an explanation.
What is the difference between a car and toilet paper?
Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
What do you purposefully put lots of in and on your body, but run away from when you encounter it outside?