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Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning
What do you call a dog without legs?
What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do on his free time?
What do birds say when they fly home?
Which popular cheese is made backwards?