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Why do the circle and oval only date shapes that are the same as themselves?
A DJ does this to records. I do it to mosquito bites.
What has eyes but can not see?
You are in a room with 3 monkeys. One monkey has a banana, one has a stick, and one has nothing. Who is the smartest primate?
What goes further the slower it goes?
Do what he says and you'll be fine, don't and you lose the game.