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What building have the most stories
What has ears but dont listen
What are you certain to find inside your pocket when you reach into it?
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
What did the tourist say to a vampire?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?