Answer:
Why shouldn't you stay close to a speaker all the time?
Despite having long teeth, every bit of food it grabs gets taken from it.
What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 feet long?
What did the fat girl say to the pig?
A king in red with a sole command. If you obey, it will cause you to break. What am I?
I can only be played on a windy day