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How many rappers would it take to change a lightbulb?
On which side do chickens have the most feathers?
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
What did the baby corn say to its mother?
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