Answer:
Found under bridges and on the Internet.
If I say "everything I tell you is a lie", am I telling you the truth or a lie?
What do you get if you milk a cow after an earthquake?
What's the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?
What place name is only two words long but has hundreds of letters in it
You kick me, you punch me, and you beat me up all class. When you leave, you don't even say thanks for allowing you to beat me up. What am I?