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I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning
I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
Has a tongue, but never talks. Has no legs, but sometimes walks.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
Your mother's brother's only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?
I can only be played on a windy day
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What am I?