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What lies in bed, and stands in bed? First white then red. The plumper it gets the better the old women like it?
What comes in many different sizes but is always only 1 foot long?
What room in your house do ghosts avoid?
Has a tongue, but never talks. Has no legs, but sometimes walks.
What is the only animal without the ability to fly but still does?
What language does a billboard speak?