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What do elfs learn in school?
What starts with a 'P', ends with an 'E' and has thousands of letters?
What did the bodybuilder say when he opened his tub of protein powder?
How did the computer get drunk?
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love the same woman. The bus driver had to take a trip for a week. Before leaving he gave the woman seven apples. Why?
You kick me, you punch me, and you beat me up all class. When you leave, you don't even say thanks for allowing you to beat me up. What am I?