Answer:
What’s black in the morning, red in the afternoon, and white at night?
What gets wetter as it dries?
I can ruin your day, or darken your life. And while I'm expected, I'm never alright. I'm bad for business, and worse for your hair. Wherever I am, there's something not there.
You will find me with four legs, but no hair. People ride me for hours, but I don't go anywhere without needing to be tugged. Jerked or turned on, I always manage to be ready for work.
Once they sailed the sea, now they surf the web
Why was the cook arrested?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?