Answer:
What is easy to get into, and hard to get out of?
What did the turkey say to the rooster when he challenged him to a fight?
What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?
A red drum which sounds without being touched, and grows silent, when it is touched.
If I say "everything I tell you is a lie", am I telling you the truth or a lie?
If you can spot one of these eastern warriors, it means they're not doing their job right.