Answer:
I am a piece of paper that takes most people 3 or 4 years to get. What am I?
It weighs next to nothing but no one can hold it for long. What is it?
Dry though I may be, I am still a sea.
What has a neck but can't swallow?
Both guys and women enhance their visual organs with this item.
What language does a billboard speak?
Easy
Animal
Difficult
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?