Answer:
A job that involves sitting in a highchair, wearing a black gown and smacking things with a mallet
What occurs four times in every week, twice in every month, only once in a year but never in a day?
What breaks in the water but never on land?
Retired people want these to be large and birds want them to hatch.
I am a king but also a common device of measure. What am I?
Why was the cook arrested?
Easy
Animal
Difficult
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?